hilarious jokes

BEER JOKES
Baba yetu Uliye breweries
Beer zako zitufikie
Bei yake iwe hapa Kwa bar Kama huko AFCO
Utupe chupa zetu za kila siku
Utusamehe sisi walevi
Kama tunavyosamehe wasiolewa


THE KAMBA ALPHABET
1. A (Hay) FOR HUNDERWEAR (Underwear)
2. B (Mbi) FOR Mbushit (Bullshit)
3. C FOR CEENAKI (Snake)
4. D (Ndi) FOR NDAMBILIU (W)
5. E (Hii) FOR HEATING (Eating)
6. F (Hef) FOR FINJAWT (Peugeot)
7. G (Nji) FOR NGONJIAS (Gorgeous)
8. H FOR ONY (Horny)
Tusijenge manyumba mbali na bar, na ziwe karibu na butchery

The Kikuyu prostitute....
Hii ni Masharti ya kasi :
1. Sirabi boro
2. Sitobwi mukudu
3. Masiwa ni ya mtoto
4. Mastero perekea bibi yako
5. Buy one; get one free - yaaani shotibiri, mimi reo iko nyenge
6. Ogezea kabruu .... Nipige duru wajuewewe ni njogoo
7. Usisherewe dani, iko mrorogo
8. Kama boro yako ni ya fuda, wekanuthu
9. Kiss mama yako, hii mbiachara
10. Uk ...